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American, sophomore in college currently living a Manuel Neuer appreciation life.
 
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yes i know it's harry potter richard iii

probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

richard III, right?

reference donuts food muffins thedas-enigma:

Okay so I made these without the cinnamon and nutmeg and lemme just tell you:
 THESE MUFFINS TASTE EXACTLY LIKE DOUGHNUTS.
 I DUNNO WHAT KIND OF VOODOO I PULLED IN THE KITCHEN BUT SLAP MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME BETSY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DOUGHNUTS HALLELUJAH IN THE HIGHEST.

thedas-enigma:

Okay so I made these without the cinnamon and nutmeg and lemme just tell you:


THESE MUFFINS TASTE EXACTLY LIKE DOUGHNUTS.


I DUNNO WHAT KIND OF VOODOO I PULLED IN THE KITCHEN BUT SLAP MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME BETSY BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE DOUGHNUTS HALLELUJAH IN THE HIGHEST.

acquaintedwithrask:

ramavoite:

toad-hollow:

puffpuffpeace:

smokeweeedgethigh:

greeneyed-l4dy:

popadoseyo:

what did i just watch

dead

Lmao

dying

OMFG

At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG

Vor 26 Minuten576.254 Mal abgespielt

mineralists:

So I found out Skullis makes dragon skulls now… It’s my two favorite things in one and I’m incredibly excited. SO. Here’s a spam of these as well.

Skulls in order of appearance:
Amethyst Agate Geode
Red Crazy Lace Agate
Blue Tigers Eye
Rainforest Jasper
Blue Tigers Eye
Chohua Jasper

ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

jonpertwee:

I hate when people write off the Holocaust as just “millions of Jews were killed” and nothing else.

Like, at most, 1.5 million of my people were chased down and killed or put in camps as well.

Not to mention the physically and mentally disabled, Poles, Slavs, homosexuals, transgender people…

But whatever.

wesley-crusher:

my mom says that if this post gets 600,000 notes, she’ll let me take command of the whole ship for a day

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ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

cornerof4thandfreemont awkwardlyhere theclashingcolors platypusinplaid syphorius

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

blacksupervillain:

queerfucker:

vicoactus:

pokemon-personalities:

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

nicewave

kindcore

benevolentpunk 

not so much with the ancient languages but i have 2% fluency on way too many modern langauges
Friend: So what languages do you speak then?
Me: Eh, well, I speak English and German..mostly.
Friend: I thought you were really into languages?
Me:
Friend: ?
Me: Well, I mean, I can sorta probably get by in Twi but there's a lot of English in that, and Spanish for like holidays maybe, and Dutch and Swedish but that's mostly German, and I'll give Dagaare and Assamese a shot but make a fool of myself, and then obviously Greek and Hebrew and Latin you don't speak...so...and I'm ok with Sumerian and Akkadian, and I'll take a stab at Hittite and Luwian and Eblaite and Ugaritic and I wouldn't say I can READ Middle Egyptian but we're getting there at a stretch
Friend:
Me: So...yeah...German and English ...